This made me laugh: a chap has been fined by his local council because the pornographic videos he was selling didn’t contain the scenes that his (female) customer expected. Apparently they featured on the front cover but had been editted from the final cut.

Maybe it’s the Britishness in me that makes that so amusing, but I’ve got visions of a PVC and latex version of the dead parrot sketch in my head, although I think I might need mind-bleach to remove the idea of John Cleese in a peek-a-boo bra and panties set!

You probably didn’t want that image, but you know me: I like to share. 🙂

Slightly more here.