Do you find towels irritating? Perhaps you have a massive phobia of damp cloth? Or maybe you are just too lazy to bother manually drying yourself and are looking for a machine to do it for you? If you find yourself saying ‘yes! That’s me!’ to any of these questions then you need the Triton Luxury Body Drier.

You know those hand-driers that you get in public toilets? This is like a big version of those that attaches to your ceiling. Why would you want this? Err… It’s a bit of fun? Towels are just too common? Well, for £400 you could get one for your house. It’s even remote controlled so you can pretend that you’re using a television, which, for a person who can’t even be bothered to dry themself, is probably a common hobby.

I think that’s probably among the most pointless gadgets that I’ve seen for a very long time.